PLAYTHINGS OF THE GODS
comes calling:
You: What do you want?
US: I have come to ask you to turn your country over to us and to become a puppet of the United States.
You: You must be crazy - I am the supreme leader here and our country does not need you and ourpeople are happy - I will never do such a thing!
US: Well, that is understandable. However, I would like to invite you to come visit the US for a fewdays as our guest. You have our oath under the principles of diplomatic immunity that no harm willcome to you and we would really like to show you some things that we promise you will findinteresting.
You: OK - I will come but my position will never change.
US: Fine.
[In the US you enter an elevator for an unusually long ride which appears to be downward]
You: Where am I?
US: You are in one of our underground cities. This city is my home - everything is perfect here - the airis absolutely pure and all natural elements are totally computer controlled to maximum perfection.
You: This is incredible.
US: Yes, quite an achievement - we have been building them for years now and we have them all overthe world. But, you must be tired now from your trip. As it is late, let me get you some quartersassigned and we can talk in the morning. Would you like some girls from our diplomatic recreationdivision for the night?
You: Well, OK
US: [walkie-talkie] 257, 092 report. [two girls show up] Go with this man - anything he wants -understood?
Girls: Yes Sir.
US: Have a good night - see you in the morning.