"But great WOO, it is said to be harmful to eat."

[We should quit playing with this slave - remember we have quotas and we do not want to upset theslaves needlessly - it is bad for productivity]

"I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND - RETURN THE BUSH TO THE GROUND - YOU HAVE DONEWELL - SAY NOTHING OF THIS TO OTHERS""Yes, great WOO, I hear and obey."

[Deactivate the transmitter link - we had our fun - lets leave this poor slave alone]

CALL OF THE GREAT WOO

Slave productivity is constantly monitored. When a slave, because of age or some other reason, isdeemed to be operating at an undesirable productivity level, the slave is "summoned" to meet the"GREAT WOO" which it has been programmed is its "god". This meeting is the last event in the slave'slife. The Religious Theatrics division prepared a special room for this. The slave is seated in front of ahuge screen. Then a picture [artist's rendering] of the WOO is flashed on the screen. Seconds later, theslave is struck from behind the head with a high powered laser beam which causes a cerebralhemorrhage and instant death. The slave is then taken to the incinerator for disposal. There is nosignificance to this event. The staff at Religious Theatrics just thought it was a cute idea. Theypatterned it from the old satellite based assassination system used on Earth to eliminate uncooperativeforeign officials. Since it was not easy to get close to them, they were targeted from space and shot inthe back of the head with a space based laser system. This, of course, was before the Order of theIlluminati consolidated absolute control over the planet and all dissidents were eliminated.

UNEXPECTED CRISIS IN ZONE 17

We got an alert from surveillance of a potential crisis in zone 17. Routine monitoring had detectedunusual activity. It seemed that one slave was attempting to organize other slaves in some type ofrebellion against the WOO. All slaves suspected of being involved were coded for constant audio andvideo surveillance and the director at slave control called for an emergency conference.

"We have five - possibly more - slaves being led by slave 17M21. They are having secret meetingswhere slave 17M21 claims WOO is a false god and that he has contacted the "true god". If such ideaswere to spread, we could be forced to cull all slaves in zone 17 and repopulate the zone - which wouldbe a considerable expense and loss of productivity. This foolishness must stop NOW"

We identified all the followers - there were only five, fortunately, slaves 17F05, 17F23, 17M31, 17F37and 17F42. The surveillance computers were set to track them and record any voice communications