is that!Top secret historical channel: "The Egyptian pyramids were teleportation devices to other planetspowered by electrical energy from millions of Lyden gars" - WOWTop secret NASA channel: "We have had colonies on other planets for over 50 years..." - Gee, this isgreat - ordinary people are total idiots!
CONVERSION
THIS IS A TOP SECRET TRANSMISSION FOR ILLUMINATI MEMBERS - PLEASE IMMEDIATELYTUNE TO CHANNEL TS1
"The Imperial Prefect has ordered activation of the population conversion initiative. All logisticsoperatives are to tune to channel TS3 for specific instructions. All Illuminati not involved in theconversion initiative should stay in a safe place as there may be a brief period of unrest should the herdrealize that it is being exterminated."
CHANNEL TS3 - LOGISTICS CONTROL
"All logistics personnel report to your assigned positions. Virus activation commands will be sentglobally at 3 AM local time. The affected people should be dead within one hour. Discarded biologicalunits not completely dead should be loaded onto refrigeration trucks and taken to the nearest temp chowfactory for recycling. This also applies to bodies showing no serious decay. All others are to be sent tothe portable incineration stations. From this point on, there should be no living natural females. If youencounter one, terminate it."
A PERFECT WORLD
THIS IS THE TOP SECRET ALERT SYSTEM - ALL CITIZENS OF EARTH TUNE TO TOP SECRETCHANNEL 1 FOR AN ADDRESS BY THE IMPERIAL PREFECT
MY DEAR BROTHERS:
Today, it is my honor to announce that The Great Work is complete. The Perfect World has now beenestablished. We have achieved that which great intellectuals of the past like John Ruskin could onlyimagine. Secrets, kept hidden for thousands of years, can be publicly disclosed once again. All war,dissent, conflict and other detractors have been eliminated. We are brothers living in perfect harmony