from temp control. Also, for parties, you may request extra comfort temps.

We trust you are not in any "love" relationship with any natural woman. There is no such thing as love.Our scientists have proven that what is called "love" is just a chemical imbalance in the brain. If you arein any such relationship, you must give it up or you cannot be accepted to live in our new world as nonatural women will be allowed to remain alive. Hopefully, this is clear to you.

Are you ready to commit to a final decision?

"Yes, I choose to join the new world and accept your offer and conditions."

Great. I will give you your basic kit and we will meet again in the new world. Here is your credit card -use it for whatever you want - you will not get a bill. Only the slave class has to actually pay for things.I am encoding your identity card to show that you have a life permit. Be sure to show it when needed.Here is a list of approved doctors. We have cures for all known diseases but many are classified forpopulation control. Show your identity card if you have any medical problems to get the classifiedcures. Also, never see any doctor or any health professional without showing your identity card. This isvery important. We are going to use our compulsory vaccination laws to force everyone in the world toreceive a special vaccination. Once vaccinated, a signal sent by satellite will activate a deadly virus andthe person will die shortly. When we give this order, you will get a harmless vaccination because wehave chosen to allow you to live. Therefore, make sure your identity card is scanned so that any medicalstaff will know you have a life permit. You should understand that this is quite important. This boxcontains your top secret TV receiver kit. Set it up when you get home. We suggest you stop watchingregular TV since everything on it is lies and propaganda to control the masses. Now that you have beenaccepted, you have permission to know the truth. You will need to do some study using some trainingcourses you will find on top secret TV. Basically, you are going to live forever. Our current method forthis is the temporal reset machine. When you reach an age where you feel debilitated anduncomfortable, you will make an appointment and the machine will return you to a previous age -usually around twenty. Your physical body will be moved back in time but you will not lose anymemories. You can repeat this process indefinitely. However, should your physical body be ruined -say you fall off a cliff or something - this technique won't work and we will have to make you a newbody which will usually be a clone. You must carefully study the special instructions on what you needto know and do in such an event. They are not hard, but you will be out of your body briefly in a realityyou probably have never experienced and so you have to study and understand these special instructionsor we could lose you.

Good luck and we will meet again shortly in a new and perfect world!

[Later, back at home]

I wonder what is on top secret TV - gee, several thousand channels.Let's see, top secret 5 PM news: "The Mars colony projects higher than predicted output" - what the hell