We were relaxing in the common area at World Control Headquarters [World Control Headquarters is a beautiful underground city located in central Africa. In this protected area, from which the Order of the Illuminati, owners of the planet Earth, rule the world, visitors from other worlds are free to mingle and conduct business] when the Ambassador from the Orion Empire, Ramsey, stopped by to chat.
Ramsey remarked, "You know, we have been watching you - how you manage your slaves. You invent diseases to kill them - send them off to meaningless wars for no reason and manage to do away with them in many other ways also. If you do not want your slaves - why waste them - why not sell them to someone who does want them. I make a proposition to you on behalf of the Empire: We own a planet, planet # 5 in star system 25 Delta. Ages ago it was totally sterilized by a weapon during one of our wars. Everything is there - physically - but there is no life. The planet needs to be terraformed so that the ecosystem can be restarted. Obviously, this requires much physical work and our advanced citizens are far above such chores. If you would take some of your slaves and go to this planet and do the menial work required to restart the ecosystem so that we can use the planet, we would be willing to pay you in the form of a high technology package that would allow you to advance at least one thousand years from your present state of technological development. Please discuss this offer and let me know your answer."
Therefore, it was decided to accept Ambassador Ramsey's offer and to use human slaves to terraform planet 25 DELTA 5.
BETWEEN THE ORDER OF THE ILLUMINATI
OWNERS OF THE PLANET EARTH, STAR SYSTEM SOL
THE ORION EMPIRE
OWNERS OF PLANET #5 IN STAR SYSTEM 25 DELTA
FOR THE PURPOSE OF THE TERRAFORMING
OF PLANET 25 DELTA 5
IN CONSIDERATION OF FAIR COMPENSATION, THE ORDER OF THE ILLUMINATI DIRECTORATE OF PLANET EARTH AGREES TO DISPATCH TO PLANET 25 DELTA 5 OF THE ORION EMPIRE A SUFFICIENT NUMBER OF SLAVES AND SUPPORT STAFF TO TERRAFORM THE PLANET AND REACTIVATE THE PLANET'S ECOSYSTEM TO A SELF SUSTAINABLE LEVEL.
1. THE ORION EMPIRE WILL PROVIDE TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE FOR THOSE TASKS BEYOND THE ABILITY OF EARTH SCIENTISTS.
2. THE PROJECT WILL BE CONSIDERED SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED WHEN A SELF MAINTAINING ECOSYSTEM HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED.
3. NON ORGANIC SUPPORT STRUCTURES AND MATERIALS ARE TO BE KEPT TO AN ABSOLUTE MINIMUM.
4. AT THE CONCLUSION OF THE PROJECT, NO BIOLOGICALLY ACTIVE
ALIEN MATERIAL IS TO REMAIN ON THE PLANET.
There will be technical support. Since the planet was cataloged when it became the property of the Orion Empire, we know what - or most of what - plant/insect/animal life existed and the genetic codes for these are in the Orion archives as well as living samples. All the slaves need to do is the leg work required to plant seeds and do cultivation needed to get the previous life cycles going again. Tech support will provide active seeds and plants as well as some relatively harmless insects for pollination at the appropriate time. The key is time - it is a time consuming process and that is why the work has been contracted out to us as the Orion's have long evolved beyond any desire to do menial labor.
1. Contracts for the construction of easy to assemble buildings
for the administration complex.
2. Arrangements for electrical power - we suggest the secret "free energy" devices that the military has been using for years due to proven reliability.
3. Systems to process the water if tests show we need to do that.
4. Recruiting technicians [non-Illuminati] from among the pool of technicians we use to maintain our underground installations on Earth.
5. Provisions for transport about the planet once we are there [the Orions have intimated they will lend us one of their saucers].
6. Artificial wombs to grow the first batch of slaves.
7. Contracts for the construction of the control satellites we will need for communication, surveillance and slave control.
8. Plans for a periodic shuttle service to and from Earth at regular intervals.
1. Nurses to handle the artificial wombs
2. Dental technicians for the slave control implants
3. Education staff
4. Technical staff to operate the satellite system
5. Doctors/nurses to deal with the pregnant slaves
6. Staff with psych experience to maintain the religious theatrics needed to control the slaves
7. Environmental technicians to monitor the ecosystem reactivation process
8. Daily duties - food preparation, housekeeping - it has been suggested we use some of the slaves for this
The primary control mechanism for the herd will be religious control based upon fear of the afterlife. This method has been proven very effective in practice by cults operating on Earth. The slave will be programmed that its "god", the WOO, is always watching and knows all, etc. We can go beyond reliance upon blind faith, however, because of the implants. We can arrange for the WOO to actually talk to a slave and reinforce the "teachings" with subliminal transmissions. This "technological magic" should prove far more powerful than traditional Earth based cult propaganda.
Each zone will be a self contained commune. Slaves will be programmed
that they were given existence by the WOO so that they could serve it.
Their preparation will instill upon them the need for mutual cooperation
in a communal state for the common good. They will be conditioned
to believe that this socialized existence in the service of the will of
the WOO is and must be the only purpose of their lives.
[THE BOOK OF WOO will function as the bible for the slaves. They will be programmed that
the Great WOO, their god, created them to terraform the planet and that HE also sent PREFECTS -
the Illuminati staff - to guide them in "the path of righteousness"]
IN THE BEGINNING, nothing existed. Then the GREAT WOO created all that exists.
The great WOO created this planet and gave it a sun for warmth and light.
You, slave, were created and placed upon this planet so that you might prove your worthiness.
Therefore, WOO commands you, "Be fruitful, multiply and terraform this planet".
This is your purpose. If you do well, then you will be rewarded in the afterlife.
However, if you are disobedient, you will perish into oblivion.
So that you may be guided in the path of Righteousness , WOO has sent
to guide you. Obey the Prefects as you would the WOO itself.
Those who refuse to obey must go to their death.
In reverence to WOO, you must perform the sacred chant
for at least one hour every day. The sacred chant is:
"WOO WOO WOO, I LOVE YOU
WOO WOO WOO, I AM NOTHING WITHOUT YOU"
The WOO will protect you. Your sun can emit harmful rays that
will hurt you.
Therefore, the WOO has prepared a special safe shelter for you.
If you see the night sky glow red, this will be a sign to you that you are
to immediately go to this special shelter for protection. You must never
forget these instructions. The Prefects will help you.
We need to select the best suited area for "Zone 1" which will be the
headquarters of the project. A sufficient number of zones need to
be located so that, once successfully terraformed, the new life will spread
naturally to encompass the entire planet. Additional zones could
be added later if warranted by progress reports.
This special work force will be dispatched to the planet to do the necessary advance construction and preparation to initiate the project. The slaves will be used for menial agricultural work and are not trained to do any advanced technical work. The contract labor force is to be kept away from the slaves and does not need to know anything about the slaves. This is a safety precaution as the contract labor force and the slaves are essentially the same class of creature with different education and programming.
In the project time line, slaves will not be ready for deployment until
at least project start +16 years because they must be educated and conditioned
and be physically able to be put to work. This 16 year window should
be ample time for the contract labor force to complete all of its projects
and return to Earth. They will not be needed for the remainder of
the project and do not need to know anything about the project beyond their
specific assigned tasks.
[ALL STAFF SLATED FOR DEPLOYMENT ARE ASSEMBLED]
TODAY we embark upon a great new mission - our first off world deployment. I have no doubt that our mission will be successful. Let us now give credit to our Spiritual Leader, LUCIFER.
Oh great and powerful LUCIFER, Angel of Light, with the knowledge and cunning you have imparted to us we have enslaved all mankind and conquered the Earth. Everything now bows to your command via your loyal servants of the Order of the Illuminati.
We now embark on a new phase of our journey - a phase which takes us
beyond the Earth and outward into the galaxy. We pray for your guidance.
We know that someday, with your help, we will enslave the entire galaxy
in your name. Beyond this, our journey will continue until we are
the absolute masters of the entire known Universe. The bounty you
have bestowed upon us knows no limits and we humbly bow before your greatness
MY FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE ORDER:
WE will soon depart to begin PROJECT TERRAFORM DELTA.
When we arrive at the project site, the slaves will know me as the "HIGH PREFECT OF THE WOO" or "HP" for short. I just wanted to let you all know that. It is the title selected by the Religious Theatrics division. The remainder of you will be known to the slaves as "PREFECTS" sent by the WOO to "guide them in the righteous path".
I want to go over with you - so that there will be no later misunderstanding - the correct philosophy concerning the slaves we will be using on this mission. It is the considered opinion of our philosophers that the so called "Soul" only comes into existence after one is initiated into the Order of the Illuminati. We all have Souls and, through the grace of our Lord LUCIFER, we will all live physically forever here on Earth or some suitable planet in the physical universe. The uninitiated, such as the slaves we will be using on this project, have no soul. They are simply one of many raw materials provided for our use here on the Earth by our Lord LUCIFER. Therefore, the slave, or the Human Slave Animal [HSA], to be more technical, has no more value than, say, a lump of coal that we ignite to give us warmth. These disposable biological units, together with the inorganic elements of the Earth, are provided to us to use as we see fit to satisfy our needs. They are nothing more than this.
I trust I make myself clear that under no circumstances should any of
us allow ourselves to drift into some state of consciousness where we feel
any compassion for the HSA's or for their lot. No sane person would
feel "compassion" for a piece of charcoal burning itself away in a barbecue
pit and it is no different with the slaves. They fulfill their programmed
function and then are gone forever.
THIS WAS a dead and uninhabited planet. We needed to bring essentially everything we would need for the project in the transport ships. The ships themselves would have to be home for us during the period necessary for the contract staff to set up the modular buildings and prepare them for occupancy. Once this phase was complete, we should have "all the comforts of home" or as close to that as we could get. We certainly do not want to inconvenience any of the Illuminati permanent staff with harsh living conditions.
Once the modular buildings had been completed for the headquarters complex,
we could leave the transport ships and move into our living spaces.
This was the first priority of the contract staff. Once we had settled
in the project administrator and the Illuminati staff could better direct
the contract staff to complete their assigned duties. The contract
staff would stay for the first fifteen years. All of their chores needed
to be completed within that time frame. Then the Illuminati staff
would take over total control for the remainder of the project.
Illuminati staff would activate the artificial wombs and begin the incubation
for the initial herd of one thousand slaves. The slaves would not
be ready for actual deployment for at least seventeen years. This
time gap would allow a sufficient period for all necessary plans for slave
control and herd maintenance to be successfully completed
THIS PHASE covers the first seventeen years or so of the project. It is concerned with the preparation of the initial herd of slaves. In time, it will overlap with Phase I, however, Phase I is concerned with site preparations using the contract staff. The contract staff will not be involved with herd preparation. This will all be handled by Illuminati staff. All contract staff should be off the planet within fifteen years from the start of the project.
The slaves would also need to learn how to construct shelters, what food was edible and how to prepare it. Each zone would be run as a commune - everyone working for the common good and the successful accomplishment of their purpose for existence as stated in the "BOOK OF WOO": "Be fruitful, multiply, and terraform this planet". This programming had been instilled in them from childhood and would be constantly reinforced by subliminal messages which would be transmitted to the implants.
Deployment for males and females will begin at age seventeen.
Once deployed, males will never leave the zone until their final trip to
meet WOO. Females will have to be periodically temporally brought
back to the administration center to deliver their children. Then
they will be reimplanted with a contraceptive and returned to the zone.
Older females, not deemed viable for child production, will be sterilized
and returned to the zone until ready to be terminated as non productive.
Sometimes we would "spice it up" a bit just to have fun. One day we found a girl - slave 12F35 - off alone planting some kind of bush. So we decided to play with her. I punched up the WOO command module [this was the voice processing module which generated the "voice of WOO" so that anyone using the system would sound the same]. Then we entered the voice channel for slave 12F35 and we were good to go:
"SLAVE 12F35 - THIS IS THE GREAT WOO"
"Oh! Great WOO, what is your command"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLAVE 12F35?"
"I am planting this bush as you commanded, great WOO."
"THAT BUSH DISPLEASES ME - PLUCK IT FROM THE GROUND"
"But, great WOO, it was you who commanded it to be planted..."
"DO YOU QUESTION..."
"I hear and obey, WOO"
"GOOD, NOW YOU WILL EAT THE BUSH"
"But great WOO, it is said to be harmful to eat."
[We should quit playing with this slave - remember we have quotas and we do not want to upset the slaves needlessly - it is bad for productivity]
"I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND - RETURN THE BUSH TO THE GROUND - YOU HAVE DONE
WELL - SAY NOTHING OF THIS TO OTHERS"
"Yes, great WOO, I hear and obey."
[Deactivate the transmitter link - we had our fun - lets leave this
poor slave alone]
"We have five - possibly more - slaves being led by slave 17M21. They are having secret meetings where slave 17M21 claims WOO is a false god and that he has contacted the "true god". If such ideas were to spread, we could be forced to cull all slaves in zone 17 and repopulate the zone - which would be a considerable expense and loss of productivity. This foolishness must stop NOW"
We identified all the followers - there were only five, fortunately, slaves 17F05, 17F23, 17M31, 17F37 and 17F42. The surveillance computers were set to track them and record any voice communications from them. We waited until their next "secret meeting" to deal with them.
Once the group assembled at a their remote location, we quickly made plans to end this once and for all. All six slaves were in view on the big screen for video surveillance and we linked the voice transmit/receive channels of all six to a common control channel so all would hear. Now it was time for WOO to handle the problem:
Authorize self destructor codes for slaves 17M21, 17F05, 17F23, 17M31,
17F37 and 17F42.
Codes authorized and ready - WOO transmitter active.
"SLAVE 17M21 - THIS IS WOO - YOU HAVE TRANSGRESSED - REPENT IMMEDIATELY OR DIE!"
"I no longer worship you - you are a false god - I have seen the true god and HE will save me - my name is not slave 17M21 - it is DANIEL - and you are no god - soon all will realize this and turn against you!
[Transmit the self-destructor code]
[17M21 falls dead]
[The Psych staff considered this possibility - it was thought to be
extremely rare - but it is known that a very small percentage of the HSA's
have a rudimentary psychic ability. 17M21 was the key - now that
we dispatched him, there should be no guidance for the other five defectives
- however, we must make sure - if we let them leave alive - that these
ideas are never spread to other uninfected slaves in this zone. Suggestions?
Let's try this rather than just killing the remaining five immediately. First, let's do an inquisition to see where their allegiance lies now that their leader is dead. If they still follow him, of course they must die. However, if they repent, we can let them live but we must be sure that they never talk about this dissident stuff and contaminate other slaves. We can accomplish this by writing a special computer program to control them so that this will never happen]
"SLAVES - AS YOU HAVE SEEN YOUR LEADER IS DEAD - HE HAS GONE TO OBLIVION
NEVER TO RETURN - THIS IS THE PRICE OF TRANSGRESSION
SO, HOW SAY YE, WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE - REPENTANCE OR OBLIVION?
SLAVE 17F05 STAND READY - WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?"
"You cannot harm me - I will live forever with Daniel in the hereafter!"
[Transmit the self destructor code for 17F05]
[Slave falls dead]
"SLAVE 17F23 STAND READY - WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?"
"I repent - WOO is the one true god."
"SLAVE 17M31 STAND READY - WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?"
"I choose to repent also."
"SLAVE 17F37 STAND READY - WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?"
"I repent, great WOO."
"SLAVE 17F42 STAND READY - WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?"
"I also repent, oh great WOO."
"YOU WHO CHOSE REPENTANCE HAVE CHOSEN WISELY - YOU NOW HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR GREAT REWARDS IN THE AFTERLIFE. HOWEVER, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TRANSGRESSED, YOU MUST NOW PROVE YOUR FAITH TO ME. FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR DAYS, WHENEVER YOU ARE AWAKE, YOU MUST CONSTANTLY PERFORM THE SACRED CHANT. YOU MUST DO THIS CONTINUALLY. IF YOU STOP FOR ANY REASON, YOU WILL DIE AND GO INTO OBLIVION. I HAVE SPOKEN!"
[Program the surveillance computers to identify the voice pattern of the chant and identify the wake/sleep state. If the sensors show a wake state with no chant for more than 15 seconds, the system is to automatically send the self destructor code for that slave. This will make it impossible for any of these defectives to tell dissident stories to any of the normal slaves.]
[Slaves begin to chant]
"WOO WOO WOO, I love you
WOO WOO WOO, I am nothing without you!"
"We can turn the special scanners off and return to normal operations
- the computers will dispatch any remaining slaves that choose to disobey.
Hopefully, we will not encounter any more such defectives. Because
this is our first and therefore a pilot project, we are using straight
run slaves. However, in future projects, we should not have these
problems. The main purpose of the genetics research project we are
operating here is to identify the ideal coding for an obedient slave so
that we can do prescreenings in the future. Slave 17M21 and 17F05
will be dissected and analyzed to attempt to determine some key identifying
characteristic so that we may screen for it in the future."
IT HAD BEEN one hundred and fifty-seven years since the start of project TERRAFORM DELTA. Finally, the site surveys had confirmed success. The ecosystem had become self-sustaining. The life we began so long ago had taken hold and was successfully spreading between zones to cover the entire planet. The quality control team from the Orion Empire had checked our work and confirmed success. There was only one last duty to perform and then we could leave.
From the beginning, we had programmed the slaves with the story from the BOOK OF WOO about going to the shelter when they saw the signal which would be a red glow in the night sky [from flare satellites we had positioned about the planet]. When the slaves saw this signal, they were immediately to go to the "safety" of the capsule which was installed in each zone. Now the time had come to activate the final project sequences.
On the final night, we transmitted the codes to activate the red flare satellites. The slaves in every zone followed their programmed instructions and went into the "safety" capsules. We waited for confirmation that all slaves were in the capsules. There was a loud click as the one way locks sealed the lids of the titanium capsules. We armed the nuclear devices at the bottom of each capsule. The capsules descended into the ground and then the nuclear device detonated. We had successfully complied with our contract agreement to leave "no biologically active alien material" on the planet at the end of the project.
At sunrise, we were packed and ready to go home. Any remaining biological material was sent to the incinerators. Modular units that were practical to disassemble were made ready for transport. When the transport ship arrived, we sent the final destruct codes to the satellites so that they would fall and be destroyed in the atmosphere. A small amount of non-organic material was to be left behind which would be well within the terms of our contract with the Orions.
We boarded the transport ship for the trip to our moon base and then
back to our homes in the underground cities on Earth. Our mission
was successfully completed.
MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE ORDER, welcome home to the Earth. The initial report from the Orion Ambassador states they are highly pleased with our work. This day will be remembered in our history as the day Earth became recognized as a significant contributor to the galaxy. Because of the good press we will no doubt receive from the Orion's, we will surely be approached by other civilizations to provide our services. This pilot project is the beginning of our advance into the galaxy and beyond. There is no end. I congratulate all of you who volunteered your time as staff for this great undertaking. You do not realize what you have accomplished. However, since our lives are unending, in time you will realize the greatness of what has just been accomplished. We give our utmost thanks to our LORD and MASTER, LUCIFER, for a safe journey and a successful completion of this project - Terraform Delta.
Because of what you have done, we will become known throughout the galaxy as a supplier of quality slaves. We are now preparing a catalog for dissemination to other planets advertising our slave products and we feel sure that this effort will not only open doors for the advancement of Earth but also prove to be a new source of potentially unlimited income.
I know we are all glad to be back so I will be brief. Thank you
all. It has been a great pleasure working with all of you and best
of luck to all as you now resume your normal routines. HAIL LUCIFER!
[Because of its success with project Terraform Delta, our planet has now become known throughout the galaxy as a supplier of quality slaves. Therefore, we have prepared a catalog to be distributed throughout the galaxy advertising our products]
We provide a variety of HSAs as well as technical support services to help make sure your HSA performs as you desire. Below please find a list of current offerings. Always check for our latest catalog.
Stock models are programmed for growth process to halt at ages 5, 13
Cost 20,000 Gc
Special order for an age of your choosing
Cost 50,000 Gc
Stock models are programmed for growth process to halt at ages 6, 15
Cost 15,000 Gc
Special order for an age of your choosing
Cost 50,000 Gc
The hunting permit you purchase will allow you to enter the designated
zone and do anything you please with the HSAs inside the zone. You
can kill them for sport or for their meat or even take them to your home
planet for experiments provided you do not breed them and agree that they
will be killed when you are finished with them. This is an exciting
opportunity. The first zone scheduled to be set up will be the surface
of the continent we call "Africa".